Tomorrow’s Wish

 

by

 

Wade Bradford

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tomorrow’s Wish is copyright © 2010

By Wade Bradford

 

All rights reserved.  Except for brief passages quoted in reviews or citations, no part of this Website may be reproduced in any form without the express written permission of the author.

 

Amateurs and educators may use this play without paying a royalty. 

 

Professional or regional theaters must obtain permission to perform Tomorrow’s Wish.  Requests can be made by contacting the author via email: profwade@hotmail.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Characters:

 

Megan

Juniper

Gary

 

Mom (Debbie Pomerville)

Dad (David Pomerville)

Gram

 

The Goochy Brothers: Phil and Bill

 

Brandi

 

Justin

 

Mrs. Dunbar

 

The Stokeley Sisters

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Set:

 

The main set consists of the front yard of the Pomerville house, a friendly place somewhere in suburban America.  A bench, or porch swing, sits stage right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act One:

 

 

(As the lights illuminate the stage, sound effects subtly convey the chirping of birds, the tranquil activities of bees and dragonflies—an array of summertime whisperings.)

 

(Megan Pomerville enters.  She looks about 15 or 16 years old.  She is tough and energetic, and often restless.  She wears rather dark, dreary clothing, especially considering it is summer. She sits down, cross-legged, and opens up a travel magazine.  She sighs – absolutely bored.)

 

(Megan’s obnoxious younger brother, Gary enters.  He carries a recycling can.)

 

                        GARY

            Hey ugly.

 

                        MEGAN

            Good morning, idiot.

 

                        GARY

             (Sets down recycling can.)

            What are you reading?

 

                        MEGAN

            I’m learning about all the places I’ll

            never visit.

 

                        GARY

            Are we at Dad’s this weekend?

 

                        MEGAN

            That’s next Saturday.

            (Back to reading.)

            Hey Mom!

 

(Gary exits.  Megan’s mother, Debbie Pomerville enters.  She is dressed in a prim business suit and carries both a purse and a briefcase.)

 

                        MEGAN

(Not realizing that her Mom is outside.)

            Mom!!!

 

                        MOM

Now that the neighbors are awake -- What?

 

(Gary steps outside to listen.)

 

                        MEGAN

I want to go somewhere.  Can’t we just take a two day trip some place?  To the beach? Or the river?

            The Grand Canyon?

 

                        GARY

            Or Vegas!

 

                        MEGAN

            Anywhere.

 

                        MOM

We’ll do something in August.  This month, I’m too busy.  I have good news, though.  Grandma is stopping by for a surprise visit.

 

 

                        GARY

            When?

 

 

                        MOM

            Probably now.

 

                        MEGAN

                     (Not thrilled at the idea.)

            Is Juniper with her?

 

                        GARY

            How long is she staying?

 

                        MOM

She said she’ll only be stopping by for a few minutes. 

 

                        MEGAN

It’s a five hour drive for her; what’s she doing?

 

                        MOM

            She didn’t give me the details.   

 

                        GARY

            Where is she going?

 

                        MOM

            You can ask her---

 

                        MEGAN

Wait.  Did you say Juniper is staying with us?  For two weeks?

 

                        MOM

            That’s right.

 

(This sinks in.)

 

                        MEGAN

            (Devastated.)

            On no.

 

                        MOM

            You better be nice to her.

 

                        MEGAN

            But she’s such a weirdo!

 

                        GARY

            And she’s very touchy-feely. 

 

                        MEGAN

And she’s embarrassing to be around.

 

                        MOM

Megan Pomerville, that is a terrible thing to say.

 

                        MEGAN

I know she’s my cousin – but it’s the truth!

 

                        MOM

When you were six years old, Juniper was your best friend in the whole wide world.

 

                        MEGAN

And we used to play house together, and play with our dolls and have stuffed animal tea parties, and that was a long time ago.

 

                        MOM

Megan, we’ve talked about how Juniper is different.

 

 

 

 

                        GARY

It’s cuz she’s homeschooled. Those homeschoolers always turn into goofballs.

 

                        MOM

Gary, why would you say something so rude?

 

                        GARY

            Well, that’s what I heard you say.

 

                        MOM

            Don’t you have chores?

 

(Sensing that he’s almost in trouble, Gary smiles and leaves.  Megan is darkly amused.)

 

                        MEGAN

So, you called your niece a “goofball.”

 

                        MOM

I didn’t say “goofball.”  I just said that some children who happen to be schooled at home become introverted. But Juniper is not like that. Listen, I’m running late as it is. Tell Gram to stop by the office on her way out of town. And be on your best behavior with Juniper.  Be nice to her. And do me a favor; take the Forth of July stuff down, would you dear?

 

                        MEGAN

            Why don’t you have Gary do it?

 

 

 

 

                        GARY

            (Entering with second recycle bin.)

I helped put them up. You didn’t do anything, Megan.

 

                        MEGAN

            Fine.

 

                        MOM

            And Gary. I want all of those

weeds pulled by this afternoon.  No excuses.  (To Megan.)

Megan, I’ll drop off your job application in town.  (Megan

doesn’t respond.)   You know, now and then a “thanks Mom” feels pretty good.

 

                        MEGAN

                      (Sarcastic.)

            Thanks Mom.

 

                        MOM

            Be good. (Leaves.) 

 

                        MEGAN

Juniper.  Staying with us… I don’t know if I can take it.

 

                        GARY

            It won’t be that bad.

 

                        MEGAN

Maybe.  Yeah, maybe.  It’s just that sometimes she gets excited over the strangest things.

 

(Juniper, a loving, irrepressible young woman, around Megan’s age, runs onto the stage.  Juniper seems different than your average teenager – possibly because she appears so whole-heartedly happy.  Her shirt is striped and wildly colorful. She wears a jean vest with over a dozen buttons on it.)

 

(She dashes into the yard, looking around for Megan.)

 

                        JUNIPER

Megan! Megan, Megan!  It’s July the Eighth, Megan.  It’s Friday again!  Can you believe it?  Friday, July the Eighth –again! Isn’t it wonderful?

 

                        MEGAN

                   (Doesn’t care.)

            Yeah – uh - I guess it is.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Megan!  Hey little cousin!

 

(She gives Megan a gigantic hug, lifting her off the ground and squeezing the air out of her.)

 

                        MEGAN

            It’s nice to see you too, Juniper.

 

                        GARY

            Is grandma here?

 

                        JUNIPER

            (Reaching out to embrace him.)

            Gary!

 

(A sudden look of fear spreads across Gary’s face.  Juniper gives him a big hug.)

 

 

 

                        GARY

Okay, Juniper!  Okay.  Personal space, please, personal space!

 

                        JUNIPER

Hey guys, check this out, I learned how to belch-speak the entire periodic table. (Burping: )

            Hydrogen, Helium—

 

                        GRAM

            Juniper, don’t forget your luggage.

 

(Megan’s Grandma, a spry bespectacled woman in her late sixties, enters. Juniper and Gary head out to fetch the luggage.)

 

                        GARY

            Hi Gram.

 

                        GRAM

Are you helping your cousin with her luggage, you strong handsome gentleman, you?

 

                        GARY

            Yeah. (Exits with Juniper.)

 

                        MEGAN

            Hi Gram.

 

                        GRAM

Megan Lee, look at my little bean sprout of a girl. The school boys must be madly in love with you.

 

                        MEGAN

They’ve been awfully quiet about it.  Where are you off to this time, Gram?

 

                        GRAM

            Oh, no where in particular…

 

                        MEGAN

            Can I go?

 

                        GRAM

            My, your hair looks –

            (Not sure how to compliment her hair.)

            -- pretty.

 

(Gary re-enters. Juniper is with him.)

 

                        GARY

Hey, Grandma.  Can I have some money?

 

                        GRAM

Give me a hug before you ask about money. (They hug.) Don’t you get an allowance?

 

                        GARY

            It’s not enough.

 

                        GRAM

            It never is, kid. Help Juniper take

            the bags upstairs.

 

(Juniper and Gary carry the bags toward the house.)

 

                        MEGAN

            So, if I guess this secret location,

            will you take me with you? 

 

                        GRAM

            Oh, I’ll tell you… when I get back.

 

                        MEGAN

            It’s some boyfriend, isn’t it?

 

                        GRAM

Goodness, no! Being married to your grandfather was quite enough for this old gal.

 

                        MEGAN

Okay…but can I ask… Why exactly are you leaving Juniper with us?

 

                        GRAM

You don’t want to spend time with your cousin?

 

                        MEGAN

            Sure I do.

 

                        GRAM

She only sees you twice a year, yet she talks about you and Gary almost every day.

 

                        MEGAN

            Really?

 

                        GRAM

Back home she’s got only me, the dogs, the five cats and the two hamsters, and the farm critters. Living in the middle of the boondocks, she doesn’t have any friends her age.  That’s why this visit

            means so much to her.

 

                        MEGAN

Does she still collect those Japanese dolls?

 

                        GRAM

She’s moved on to antique buttons.  Are you still friends with Brandi?

 

                        MEGAN

            Just barely.  She’s acting like a b—

 

                        GRAM

Well! I’m sure Juniper would love to meet some of your girlfriends – the nice ones, at least.  Remember, even though

she’s your age, Juniper is very… what’s the word—

 

                        MEGAN

            Strange?

 

                        GRAM

No. Megan.  Sensitive.  It’s my fault, I’m sure. Words are very important to her. So be mindful of her feelings. And choose your words carefully.

This is the first visit she’s had without me hovering over her, and I’m relying on you to be a good influence.

 

                        MEGAN

            Okay.  I promise.

 

                        GRAM

Now give Gram a squeeze; it’s time to go.

 

(Juniper and Gary have returned. Juniper attaches herself to Gram’s arm.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            Do you have to go now?

 

                        GRAM

            Yes, June-bug.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Are you sure?

 

                        GRAM

            Yes.

 

                        JUNIPER

Absolutely positive? (Gram nods.) Then Farewell! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I could say goodnight until tomorrow!

 

                        GRAM

            Bye, bye, sweet-ones.  (To Juniper.)

            And remember everything I told you.

 

                        MEGAN and GARY

            Bye.

 

                        JUNIPER

Bye bye!  (She waves her hand very fast, flapping it back and forth comically.)

 

(Gram exits.  Juniper continues to wave.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            See you grandma!

 

(Juniper turns back to the others, with a sigh of contentment.  Her arm is still frantically waving back and forth.  She looks at it in mock surprise.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            I can’t stop!

 

(She grabs her hand and laughs.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            No, I’m fine – it was just a joke!  

(She laughs – highly amused with herself.  Her laughter fades when she sees no one is amused.)

 

                        MEGAN

            So…

 

                        JUNIPER

So… The place looks nice.  Where’s the tree house?

 

                        GARY

It got infested with termites and we tore it down.  I’m hungry.  Are you hungry?

 

                        JUNIPER

            I’m always hungry.

 

                        GARY

            Do you like pie?

 

                        JUNIPER

            The food or the mathematical constant?

 

                        GARY

            Huh?

 

                        JUNIPER

            Pi, you know: 3.1415926535--    

 

                        GARY

            It’s apple pie.

 

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh, that’s good too.

 

(Gary exits.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            So, without the tree house, what do you

            do for fun around here?

 

                        MEGAN

            Oh, whatever we want to do.

 

                        JUNIPER

Awesome.  (She takes out five books from  her back pack. She gets ready to read.) Let’s get this party started. (She becomes instantly engrossed in a book.)

 

                        MEGAN

So, is this what you do all day at Gram’s?

 

                        JUNIPER

            This? Boy, that would be nice!  No, I

can’t always sit around and read.  Gotta feed the sheep, collect the eggs from the hen house, tend to the goats, feed the goldfish.  Hey, maybe this summer you could work on the ranch.

 

                        MEGAN

            I’m allergic to every animal you named.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Even the goldfish?

 

                        MEGAN

            Especially the goldfish.

 

(Gary enters with two servings of pie.  He hands one to Juniper.)

 

                        MEGAN

            Hey idiot, where’s mine?

 

                        GARY

Let me think, ugly. It’s in the fridge waiting for you to cut it yourself.

 

                        JUNIPER

Ow. Why would you say that to each other?

 

                        GARY

            She likes it.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Are you allergic to goldfish too?

 

                        GARY

            What?

 

                        JUNIPER

            I just think it’s so sad about Megan.

 

                        MEGAN

Well what about you?  Do you have any two legged friends?

 

                        JUNIPER

            The ducks.

 

                        MEGAN

            I mean like humans.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Well, Grammy’s my friend.

 

                        MEGAN
            Family doesn’t count.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Why not?

 

            MEGAN
Because you’re stuck with family.  You choose your friends.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh. I never thought of that.

 

            MEGAN
It must be so lonely for you.  I don’t know how you can stand it. 

 

                        JUNIPER

            But I love my home—

 

(Gary finishes his pie and exits, taking his plate.)

 

                        MEGAN

            But you don’t even live next to a school.

            And the nearest town is what?

 

                        JUNIPER

            52.6 miles away.

 

                        MEGAN

            Don’t you ever wish—

 

                        JUNIPER

            No. I never do.

 

 

 

            MEGAN
Well, this summer, we’ll have to have you find your own set of friends; not my friends,      but human friends. (Shuts Juniper’s book.) Besides

            Charles Dickens.

 

                        JUNIPER

            But you’re my friend.

 

            MEGAN
We’re cousins.  I’m talking about non-relative type people.  You need your own circle.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Circles are beautiful.

 

                        MEGAN

And you might want to stop saying things.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Do you have a lot of friends?

 

                        MEGAN

            Yeah. Some of them are jerks, though.

 

                        JUNIPER

            What about boys?

 

                        MEGAN

            You mean guys? Like to go out with?

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh, have you been out on dates?

 

                        MEGAN
            Not very often.

 

                        JUNIPER

            “Not often” is way more often than me.

            Do you have a boyfriend?

 

                        MEGAN
            Not anymore.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh, Meg – Is your heart broken?

 

                        MEGAN

            No! It was just – we barely even dated.

            It was a half-date, really, and now we’re just friends.

           

                        JUNIPER

            Friends are a wonderful thing.

 

                        MEGAN

Not really.  Not when it’s a guy you like and you want to be more than friends.  Then friendship sucks.

 

                        JUNIPER

            What’s his name?

 

                        MEGAN

Justin.  But it’s not a big deal.  He and Brandi are together now.  They have been for a while.

 

                        JUNIPER

I’ve never met Brandi.  Is she your best friend?

 

                        MEGAN

            Well, she—

 

                        JUNIPER

Maybe I can meet her.  Have you ever read “The Three Musketeers”?  Maybe we could all—

           

                        MEGAN

            I don’t think so.

 

                        JUNIPER

                          (A bit hurt by this.)

            Why?

 

                        MEGAN

            You’re a little too bubbly for my circle.

 

(Gary comes back in.)

 

                        JUNIPER

But bubbles are circular, or spherical at least.  Hey—do you like my button collection?  (Shows her buttons on jacket.) I picked this one out for your dad, because he likes beer.  Hey, where is Uncle David?

 

                        GARY
            Dad doesn’t live with us right now.

 

                        MEGAN

            You mean “anymore.”

 

                        GARY

            They’re just on a break.

 

                        MEGAN

            Forever.

 

 

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh no.  Grammy said something about

            a trial separation, but I thought it was

            jury duty. 

 

                        MEGAN
            Trial separation is what parents call it

            before they sign the divorce papers.

 

                        GARY

            Shut up, Megan!

 

                        MEGAN
            You shut up!

 

                        GARY

            No you.

 

                        MEGAN

Why don’t you stop talking to us and pull all the weeds like you’re supposed to.

 

                        JUNIPER

Guys, please don’t fight.  Gary, do you need any help with the yard?

 

                        GARY

            No, that’s okay.

 

                        MEGAN

            Then hurry up and do it.

 

                        GARY

            Don’t tell me when to do my chores.

 

                        MEGAN

            You’re a lazy piece of snot.

 

                        GARY

            You’re a handful of farts.

 

                        JUNIPER

I don’t remember you guys talking this way around Christmas time.

 

(Sound Cue: An old truck sputters to a stop.)

 

(Megan and Gary hear this and smiles come to their faces.)

 

                        GARY

            Dad!

 

(In walks their father, Dave Pomerville.  He is a mechanic, and dresses like one: greasy jumpsuit, baseball hat, wrench in his shirt pocket, hands black with oil.)

 

                        DAD

            Hey kids.

 

(Juniper runs up to hug him.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            Uncle David!

 

                        DAD

Well hello there, Juniper!  Careful, now.  You’ll wrinkle my business suit.

 

                        MEGAN

            Drove the pick-up?

 

                        DAD

            Could you hear it?  Purrs like a kitten.

 

 

                        GARY

            And barks like a dog.

 

                        DAD

            Speaking of which, is your mom home?

 

                        MEGAN

            Still at work.

 

                        GARY

Hey Dad!  Got anything excited planned for next weekend?

 

                        DAD

            Ohhh… maybe.

 

                        MEGAN

            That means no.

 

                        DAD

Well, as much as I’d love to stay and chat with Princess Cheerful, I’ve got to get back to work.  Keep up the good

            fight with those weeds, Gary.

 

                        GARY

            I’ll try. Bye Dad.

 

                        MEGAN

            Bye.

 

                        DAD

See you, kids.  Keep them out of trouble, Juniper. (He exits.)

 

(She laughs.  Gary kneels to the ground and heaves a heavy sigh.)

 

 

                        GARY

This will take forever.  Megan gets to take down a few flags.  I have to take care of a yard that’s as big as an

            ocean.  Hey, that gives me an idea.

 

(He jumps to his feet and runs into the house.)

 

                        JUNIPER

Why did your Dad call you Princess Cheerful?

 

                        MEGAN

            He was being sarcastic.

 

                        JUNIPER

            So you aren’t a Princess?

 

                        MEGAN

            No.

 

                        JUNIPER

Darn.  I’ve always wanted to be related to royalty.

 

(Gary comes back out with his Fishing Pole. A small rubber fish is attached to the line.)

 

                        MEGAN

            What about your chores?

 

                        GARY

            I’m on a break.

 

                        JUNIPER

            What are you doing?

 

                        GARY

            Yard fishing.

 

(He casts out the rubber fish.  Ideally the fish will be cast off either center stage, right down the aisle—or, perhaps more practical cast off stage left.)

 

                        GARY (Cont’d.)

This is how I practice, in case I ever fish for real. But all I ever do is yard fish.  Remember, Megan, when

Dad would take us out to the lake?  ‘Member that catfish I caught?

 

                        JUNIPER

            How big was it?

 

                        GARY

                (Stretches out his arms.)

            At least this big.

 

                        MEGAN

            Half that size, Gary.

 

                        GARY

                   (Reeling in and casting out again.)

Dad says he’ll take me deep sea fishing one day. When business at the shop slows down. So that’ll  be about

never.  But just think.  (Reels, casts.)

Casting out into the open water.  Snagging a sea bass, or a hundred pound halibut, or the mother of all sports-fisherman trophies—a twenty foot shark. (Sigh.) I’m tired of dinking around in the yard with these dumb old toys.  I wish I was fishing for real.

            Right now.

 

 

                        JUNIPER

            Okey-doke.

 

(All of a sudden, there is a sharp tug on Gary’s line.  It stuns everyone—especially Gary.  Then, after the tug, the line zips away, as if a mighty fish was swimming away with the hook.)

 

                        MEGAN

            What did you do?!!

 

                        GARY

            Maybe I caught a squirrel!

 

(Gary starts reeling.  Suddenly, he is yanked to the ground.  He struggles to his knees, pulling back on the pole with all of his might.)

 

                        MEGAN

Maybe you’re hooked onto a truck!  Just let it go!

 

                        GARY

Are you kidding?!  I’m not losing my pole.  I’m reeling this sucker in!

 

(SOUND FX: Bushes rustling.  The three gaze off stage, awe-struck.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            I see something moving in the bushes!

 

                        MEGAN

            I think I see a… a…

 

                        GARY

            A shark fin!

 

(SOUND FX: Huge splash.  Ocean noise.  For comic effect – play “Jaws” music.)

 

(Note: Depending upon staging ability, there way even be a shark fin visible in the background or foreground – but this idea is completely optional.)

 

                        MEGAN

            It’s a fish!

 

                        JUNIPER

            It’s a big fish!

 

                        GARY

            It’s a shark!

 

                        MEGAN

There’s a shark in our rhododendron!

 

(SOUND FX: SPLASH.) 

 

(Gary is yanked back to the ground.  Megan grabs onto him, and now – if possible— they are both being pulled away. Juniper grabs Megan’s arm or leg.) 

 

                        GARY

            I can’t hold on!

 

                        MEGAN

            Just let it go!

 

(Gary tries one more time to pull the beast in, but he loses his grip and the fishing pole flies from his hands, and is whisked off stage.)

 

(SOUND FX: There is a final splash sound effect. And an echoing gurgle indicating that the unseen creature has gone away.)

 

(Gary, Megan, and Juniper slowly stand up.  They are exhausted, not knowing exactly what has happened.)

 

                        GARY

            Did you see it?  Did you see that thing? 

 

                        JUNIPER

            Wow.

 

                        GARY

It must have jumped ten feet in the air and splashed down… But how could it… I mean… It was like it

splashed into the grass… Like the lawn had turned into water, just for a second…

 

(Megan has been dialing a cell phone.)

 

                        MEGAN

                                (On phone.)

Hello.  Animal control?  I want to report a stray fish.  (Pause.)  Yes. (Pause.)  About two hundred pounds.

(Pause.)  Yeah, a loose fish.  Come on down if you don’t believe me.  He’s probably flopping around

            on Maple Street by now.

 

(Mom enters the scene.  She carries a bag of groceries.)

 

                        MOM

            Who are you talking to?

 

                        MEGAN

                          (Puts phone away.)

            Oh, no one.  Salesperson.

 

                        GARY

Mom.  You’ll never believe it.  We saw a…

 

(Megan quickly covers Gary’s mouth. )

 

                        MEGAN

            We didn’t see anything.

 

                        JUNIPER

We saw a giant shark on Gary’s hook, and it had huge fins, big mean eyes, and teeth like a demon.

 

(During Juniper’s explanation, Mom steps towards the house; then she pauses, and finds Juniper’s description very curious.  )

 

                        MEGAN

They were just playing a game.  You know, looking at shapes in the clouds.

 

(Mom stares up at the sky. She tilts her head.)

 

                        MOM

            Oh yeah. I can see it.

 

(She goes inside.)

 

                        GARY

            Why didn’t you tell her the truth?

 

                        MEGAN

            Because she’ll think we’re crazy!

 

                        GARY

            But it was real.

 

                        JUNIPER

            It looked real.

 

                        MEGAN

            It couldn’t have been real.

 

                        MOM

                            (From off stage.)

Juniper!  Megan!  Come help me fix dinner.

 

                        MEGAN

            Okay.

 

(Juniper happily runs into the house.  Megan, less excited, follows.  She picks up her drink, suspicious.)

 

                        MEGAN (Cont’d.)

            Mom… what was in the lemonade?

 

(Megan exits. Gary brushes himself off.  He scans the distance in search of marine life, and now skips upstairs to enter the house.  But Mom is there to halt him.)

 

                        MOM

            And did we finish our chores today?

 

                        GARY

            Uh…

 

 

 

 

                        MOM

I see we didn’t weed the yard.  There’s a lot of daylight left.  You get to it, mister.

 

                        GARY

                (Scared of the shark’s return.)

            Mom… can I do it tomorrow?

 

                        MOM

No.  You’ll do it now, and you’ll get it done before dinner.  And don’t look at me with those angry eyes.

 

(She exits.  Gary slowly, timidly picks up a rake and heads out into the yard.)

 

                        GARY

            It’s not anger.  It’s fear.

 

(He picks up the rake, holding it as if to guard himself.  He looks around, scared.  Juniper pokes her head out the window to watch him, very amused.)

 

                        GARY

Here fishy, fishy, fishy.  Nice “yard fishy.” Hmm. I guess he’s gone.

 

(Juniper pokes her head into the scene and yells “Boo!” Gary screams!)

 

LIGHTS DOWN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SCENE TWO: The next day.

 

(It’s morning. Mom steps into the yard.  She wears jogging attire.  She stretches for a moment and then starts to jog.  Gary leaps out the front door.)

 

                        GARY

            Don’t go on the grass!!!

 

(This startles his mother.  She halts suddenly, almost trips.)

 

                        MOM

            Why not?!

 

                        GARY

                (Making something up.)

Because… I cleaned up the yard… and I just want to keep it nice.

 

                        MOM

Oh.  (A bit patronizingly.) Okay.  I’ll be back in a few.

 

(She jogs off stage.  Megan steps onto the porch.)

 

                        MEGAN

            Did you tell her anything?

 

                        GARY

            Of course not.

 

                        MEGAN

Good. Because I think I’ve figured everything out. We experienced a massive hallucination.

 

                        GARY

            We did not.

 

                        MEGAN

Just listen—Each of us were bored out of our minds.

 

(Juniper steps out.  She’s carrying four boxes of cereal and a bowl.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            Who wants breakfast?

 

                        GARY

            Morning Juniper.

 

(She sits down and proceeds to pour cereal into the large bowl—two boxes at a time.)

 

                        MEGAN

            We were sitting outside in the hot sun.

It’s like being out in the desert and seeing a mirage.

 

                        GARY

It wasn’t a mirage.  I’ve figured out what really happened.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Is there milk in the fridge?

 

                        MEGAN

            Yes.

 

(Juniper goes back inside, leaving behind her mountain of cereal.)

 

 

 

                        GARY

I was out there pulling weeds.  After working hard for a very long time, I took a little break and sat right there with my old fishing pole. I then made a wish.  You remember?

 

                        MEGAN

                       (Doubtful.)

            Yes.

 

                        GARY

And it came true.  Don’t you get it?  My fishing pole is magic.  It grants wishes!

 

                        MEGAN

            You’re nuts.

 

(Juniper re-enters with milk.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            Who’s nuts?

           

                        MEGAN

            Your cousin Gary.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Oh. I already know that.

 

(Dad enters carrying a tool kit.)

 

                        DAD

            Good morning trouble makers.

 

                        GARY

            Dad, what are you doing here?

 

 

 

                        DAD

I thought you might be tired of all this heat.

 

                        MEGAN

            Let me guess: Goochy’s Junkyard.

 

                        DAD

It almost works too.  Bring it on in, fellas.

 

(Two big strong men in dirty work clothes lumber onto the stage carrying a rusty, clanky old air conditioning system.  Actually, it’s more of a “swamp cooler” than a system.  These two gentlemen are the seemingly lunk-headed Goochy Brothers: Phil and Bill.)

 

                        MEGAN

            Hi Phil.  Hi Bill.

 

                        PHIL

            Hey.

 

                        BILL

            Hey.

 

                        DAD

            Just set it down in the den.

 

                        GARY

            It’s a sewing room now.

 

                        DAD

            Oh yeah.

 

(Phil and Bill trudge toward the house.)

 

 

                        DAD

            Make sure you don’t break the—

 

(CRASH Sound Effect.  Something has been broken.  Megan and Juniper run to see.)

 

                        DAD

Never mind.  (To Gary.)  Hey sport, did you lose something recently?

 

                        GARY

            What?

 

                        DAD

I found this. (Opens tool box.)  It’s broken but I can fix it.

 

(He removes a broken fishing pole.)

 

                        GARY

            All right!  Thanks Dad!

 

                        DAD

I found it half way up Maple Street.  It shouldn’t be too difficult to repair.

 

                        GARY

No, no, it’s good. Now watch this, Dad. You’ll never believe what this can do.  (He raises the pole aloft in the air.)

            I wish I had a million dollars!

 

(Dad stares.  Gary looks around.  Nothing.)

 

                        GARY

            I said: I wish for a million dollars.

 

                        DAD

            Gary?

 

                        GARY

            Darn it!

 

(Gary stomps off, annoyed. He exits just as Megan and Juniper enter.  )

 

                        MEGAN

Phil and Bill are trying to repair the coffee table, but they’re mostly just scratching up the hardwood floor.

 

                        DAD

Aw man.  Guys!  Just worry about the air conditioner.  How long has your mother been jogging?

 

                        MEGAN

            About five minutes.

 

                        DAD

            Oh no.  She’ll be back soon.

 

(After a brief moment, Mom slumps in, huffing and puffing.  She is apparently the world’s wimpiest jogger.  She pants and moans. Then, she sees Dad.  She straightens herself up, and presses a button on her watch.  It beeps.)

 

                        MOM

                    (Pretending to be satisfied.)

Two hours and ten minutes.  Good morning, David.  You do realize they’re yours next weekend.

 

                        DAD

            They’re mine all the time.

 

 

                        MOM

Okay, they’re ours.  And you know that’s not what I mean.  Why are you here?

 

                        DAD

            Well, I brought over a surprise.

 

(There’s another  loud crash inside.)

 

                        MOM

            What kind of a surprise?  The kind

            That you bring over because you

            Have bad news.

 

                        DAD

Not exactly.  Well. See, next weekend, I can’t take the kids.

 

                        MEGAN

            You jerk.

 

                        MOM

            Megan!

 

                        DAD

            It’s a long story.  Work related.

 

                        MOM

            Surprise, surprise.

 

                        DAD

            And speaking of surprises--

            The weekend after next, I

have baseball tickets.  Five tickets to be exact.

 

                        MEGAN

            There’s no baseball team around here.

 

                        DAD

Sixty miles out of town.  A little road trip and we’ll all be able to watch the Gorman Tigers.

 

                        JUNIPER

            That’s Grandpa’s old team!

 

                        MOM

            (Trying not to smile, but smiling.)

            He was just the assistant coach.

 

                        JUNIPER

I bet he sits up on a cloud and watches every game.

 

                        MOM

                      (Touches Juniper’s shoulder.)

            I do too, sweetie.

 

                        DAD

So whatdaya say?  We could make the weekend of it.

 

                        MOM

Together?  I don’t know… I’d have to check my calendar… And really, if the two of us were stuck together in a car for more than— (Looks toward house.)

            What did you do to my house?!

 

                        DAD

Surprise!  You got a new air conditioner!

 

                        MOM

            Oh no, is that Phil and Bill?

 

(Carrying odds and ends, Phil and Bill walk on stage.)

 

                        PHIL

            Hey.

 

                        BILL

            Hey.

 

                        MOM

            My floor!

 

(She moves towards the house, fuming.  Dad follows, trying to calm down.)

 

                        DAD

            Now, now, it’s not so bad.

 

 

(Mom and Dad exit. More noise—ad lib shouting and fighting—from inside.  Gary enters.)

 

                        GARY

            Another fight?

 

                        MEGAN

            Uh-huh.

 

                        GARY

Well, we haven’t had one of those in a while. I forgot how loud they were.

 

                        JUNIPER

It makes me so sad to hear it.  They’re so angry. Gary, turn on the radio so we can listen to something happy. 

 

(Gary turns on the portable radio.  Peppy Ranchero music plays.) 

           

                        GARY

            Let me see.

 

(The argument inside the house (a muffle of shouts and angry words) grows louder too.  Phil and Bill enter from the back of the house; they carry the old swamp cooler. Megan paces back and forth, frustrated by the noise and hostility from inside the house.)

 

                        PHIL

We’re gonna have to crack this thing open.

 

                        BILL

            Yep.

 

(Phil starts to hammer the swamp cooler.)

 

                        MEGAN

                     (Covering her ears.)

Ugh! I can’t take it. I wish everyone would just shut up for a minute!

 

                        JUNIPER

            Okey-doke.

 

(All of a sudden, everything is silent on stage.  No more yelling from inside the house.  No more noise from the radio.  Even the hammer is silent, although Phil still appears to slam it against the cooler.)

 

(Megan and Gary are stunned and bewildered.  Juniper seems a bit pleased.  She sits with a sketch pad and doodles.)

 

(Phil and Bill are very confused.  Phil examines the hammer.)

 

(Megan panics, tries to yell, touches her throat; she is scared and confused.)

 

(Gary can’t speak either, and then goes through the same panic as his sister.)

 

(She mouths: CAN YOU HEAR ME?)

 

(He shakes his head: NO!  Megan and Gary then frantically gesture to Juniper, who just shrugs and shakes her head with a smile.)

 

(Suddenly, the music begins again.)

 

                        MEGAN

            What’s happen---   I can talk again!

 

                        GARY

            And hear. (Shuts off radio.)

 

                        PHIL (To Bill)

            Something’s wrong with my hammer.    

 

(He hammers the swamp cooler loudly.)

 

                        PHIL

            That’s better.

 

                        GARY

            What just happened?

 

(Mom and Dad enter—rather confused.)

 

                        MOM

            --for a minute I thought I had gone deaf.

 

                        DAD

            Maybe we were yelling so loud we

            lost our voices.

 

                        MOM

Look, David, I appreciate what you were trying to do…But you come over here, unexpectedly, it just gets—

 

                        DAD

            I know…

 

                        MOM

            Let’s talk later, okay?

 

                        DAD

            Phil.  Bill.  Let’s head back to the shop.

            See you, kids.

 

                        MEGAN

            Bye, Dad.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Bye, Uncle David!

 

(Dad, Phil and Bill exit.)

 

                        MOM

            (Looking to kids, rubbing her ears.)

            Did anything strange—

 

                        MEGAN

            No.

 

                        MOM

Hmm… Oh well. Will you kids help me clean up my once beautiful home?

 

                        GARY

            More chores. Terrific.

 

                        MEGAN

                 (Lingering behind.)

            We’ll be right there…

                       

(Gary and Mom go inside the house.  Megan sits on the porch step next to Juniper.)

 

                        MEGAN

               (Careful, quiet and serious.)

            Juniper.  Do you know what’s going on?

 

(She nods her head.)

 

                        MEGAN

            Will you tell me?

 

                        JUNIPER

            What do you want to know?

 

                        MEGAN

How did all of the sound go away?  I mean, I wished for everyone to shut up—and then everything did.

 

                        JUNIPER

Grammy says its best to not tell anybody.   But sometimes I think it would feel good to let go of the words, and just blurt the secret out.

 

                        MEGAN

            The secret?

 

                        JUNIPER

            Uh-huh.

 

                        MEGAN

            Juniper… Can you… can you make

            wishes come true?

 

(Juniper stares at her for a long moment.  She looks around, and then she nods.)

 

                        MEGAN

              (Calm at first then excited.)

            Oh.  I knew it. (Pause.) I KNEW IT!

This is fantastic! I can’t believe it!  We can do anything, Juniper! I… I…

I WISH I COULD FLY!

 

(Megan leaps into the air and tumbles to the ground.  Juniper runs to her side.)

 

                        JUNIPER

            Megan!  Are you okay?

 

                        MEGAN

            It didn’t work.  But I thought you said…

 

                        JUNIPER

There are rules, Megan.  And you have to pay attention to the rules.

 

                        MEGAN

            Wait, wait.  Is this like a hypnosis trick.

You can fool people into seeing things or hearing things.

 

                        JUNIPER

            Fool people?

 

                        MEGAN

            You know, mess with their brains.

 

 

                        JUNIPER

Oh, I wouldn’t want to do something like that. It sounds painful.

 

                        MEGAN

Okay, then explain it to me.  How do you make these things happen?

 

                        JUNIPER

I don’t know how I do it.  But Grandma says it started happening when I when I was six. That’s sort of one of the reasons, I don’t see you as much as I did… Things changed afterwards.

 

                        MEGAN

            What kinds of wishes have you made?

 

                        JUNIPER

                      (Laughs, then:)

Oh, I don’t make the wishes, Megan.  Other people do. And I’m a good listener. But Grammy says I shouldn’t

            listen to everybody -- if I don’t want to. 

            But it’s hard to say no sometimes. 

            So we keep to ourselves pretty much.

 

                        MEGAN

Is that why you and Gram live so far away? Hey, so if Grandma knows about this --  If she can make wishes

anytime she wants, why do I always get a lousy sweater for Christmas?

 

                        JUNIPER

            Gram doesn’t usually wish for anything.

            Except by accident.  Not on purpose. 

Just accidental, like, “I wish that faucet would stop leakin’” Or, “I wish those

            JUNIPER (Cont’d.)

dogs would quit their barkin’.” But she hasn’t made an mistake like that in a long time.

 

                        MEGAN

            So, the dogs stopped barking forever?

 

                        JUNIPER

No, just a day. The wish only goes for a day. When the sun goes down, it stops working. When the sun comes back up, you can make another.

 

                        MEGAN

So if I wish for a hundred thousand dollars into my bank account?

 

                        JUNIPER

            It’s there for a while and then: Poof.

            Bye-bye before the next day.  At least

            that’s what Grandma says.

 

                        MEGAN

            Temporary wishes? Hmm. (Pause.)

But Juniper… If what you’re saying is true, why couldn’t I fly?

 

                        JUNIPER

Only one wish a day.  You have to wait till morning.  But would you really want to fly? What if you got hit by an airplane?

 

                        MEGAN

You’re right.  It was silly.  I’ll have to think of something worth while.  You don’t mind, do you? You know, if I make a wish.

 

                        JUNIPER

            You’d only wish for good things, right?

 

                                                MEGAN
Sure, of course.  But I still don’t know that I believe  all this.

 

                        JUNIPER

Well, tomorrow you’ll see.  Now let’s see if  where do you keep your art supplies? I feel like painting up a storm  (Grabs her by the hand, runs off.)

 

(Gary enters.  He holds his broken fishing pole.  He’s been listening to this whole conversation.)

 

                        GARY

            Interesting… (Smiles deviously.) 

 

(He tosses the fishing pole to the ground. )

 

LIGHTS OUT.

 

END OF ACT ONE.

 

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